I am having one of those weeks where I am 5% snottier than I should be. At work. At home. At the grocery store. At Blockbuster. Just a bunch of Greta snot....everywhere.
Do you ever have those days where every question asked seems ridiculous? Either ridiculous because clearly the person asking just chose to not do the work themselves, or ridiculous because why would that person ever need to know that information.
I realize that 5% extra snottiness doesn't seem like a lot, but when you combine it on an already above average level, you start to get into some risky terroritory.
Good thing Nate swears that part of the reason he loves me is because of my sass. He has been getting a lot of it this week. That's for sure. Not necessarily aimed at him, but he still has to endure the air-punching of the computer because the internet is slow, the comments about the stupid thing that happened at work, or the person that I would most like to punch today is _____ (fill in the blank).
I couldn't be more happy the Keaty's are coming in for a long weekend, because word on the street Finn is starting to develop some 2 year old sass, and I hope to take some lessons from him.
4 comments:
Perhaps your angst is from the condition of people you are dealing with. "Osis" means condition of. So, dumbassidosis is a condtion of being a dumbass. Cephelenproctosis...now thats a dandy. Ceph refers to head, en is in, proct well we all know what that is, so this is a head in ass condition. Both of these afflictions in others can ram up ones sass.
Dr Todd perscribes 2 shots of Jack every 15 minutes until you do not recognize the offenders afflictions.
Uncle Todd
You go girl.....There are plenty of people out there that deserve a sass attack...problem is, they are'nt developed enough mentally to understand they have the inflictions Dr. Todd talked about..
sass is an Ekern trait, I'm sure of it. and Dr. Todd recommends his shots of Jack to anyone for everything. ie: emily. at becca's wedding. after she had her wisdom teeth out. while on pain meds. in my opinion-best. dr. ever.
have fun with finn and the keatys!! Jealous! Oh and by the way, my dad read this post before I did and told me you had updated. He is becoming a fan of blogs and reads them with his morning diet dew. be proud.
miss ya
I think Uncle Randy needs to chime in on the blog!! Get a MIZZOU perspective on things.!!
dad
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