To all car salespeople(used or otherwise):
Let me take this moment to recommend a skill that would be a highly effective tool to closing a deal.
It's a brilliant skill that involves both typing and talking. Sure these skills when separate are just ordinary skills that any ordinary person can do. But when done TOGETHER, they meld into an efficiency super power.
This super power allows you to both answer questions your perspective buyers have AND process an application at the same time so as to not SO completely annoy them that they don't really care how good of a deal you are offering them because they are so antsy they want to take a fork and pop their eyeball out and then run laps in the parking lot just to burn off the pent up energy it took for them to sit there and watch you type their first and last name and then stop to answer a simple question and then go back to the screen and watch you hunt and peck for where you were at in the form and then find which keys your stubby little fingers are supposed to go on.
Just a thought.
3 comments:
So...What vehicle finally won???
Dad
Someone sounds like a happy owner of new vehicle. When people die and can't get their ticket punched by the big guy upstairs some become banished from heaven and have to walk the earth as a soul-less vessel (or wessel for the trekkies) just taking up space and contributing to global warming with their verbal banter. Most get jobs in car sales to sustain their punishment.
Uncle Todd
You are hilarious.
I can just see you eyeballin' this (I'm assuming MAN) and then I fast forward zoom to the fork plucking the eyeball out and it lands on the floor.
I have these types of annoyed impatient visions ALL the time. Glad I'm not the only one. Oh by the way...I am typing this and talking to Nick at the same time. Take THAT! (Karate chop)
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