No, I am not talking about the roller dogs at Super America although that does sound tasty right now.
In fact, this morning as I hauled my butt out of bed at 5:30 to go to Spin I had to rub my eyes and make sure I wasn't dreaming as I watched my Spin instructor mount her bike in a full hot dog costume.
Now I get that my gym goes all out of Halloween, and had I known people would be dressed up this morning I would have either a) used that as an excuse not to go (most likely) or b) figured out a costume to wear.
But I guess I didn't realize that they actually WORKED OUT in these costumes. The entire class I was distracted thinking how is this person still spinning so fast? How are her knees not getting stuck on the bun? How disgusting will this costume be after 1 hour of hard core sweating? Will she wear it again?
Maybe if it hadn't been pitch-black, before 7AM, and on a Friday I wouldn't have had such an issue rectifying this situation in my mind but it was mind-boggling I tell you. Mind boggling.
5 comments:
Roller dogs were the first thing I thought of as well.
Also, you should have taken pictures. They would have been priceless.
SOUNDS KIDDA 'STINKY' TO ME AFTER AN HR!!!!ARE YOU GUYS DOING A HALLOWEEN-EY DEAL THIS YEAR???POST PICS PLEASE!!!!TOF
I must say the images...her...hotdog mounting bike...
Next time you need a quick costume get a lemon and a small rope. String it thru the lemon and tie it around your waste. You are now a sourpuss.
Uncle Todd
I was super sweaty in my Sasquatch costume and I was just giving a presentation...there was no spinning involved. lol
AWESOME. I think that would be hilarious to see...props to her!
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